Disgusting, isn’t it? John Lewis’s shocking Christmas advert is actually about … shopping.

Where’s the lonely man on the moon? Where’s the plaintive piano ballad sung by a wan Victorian girl?
This year’s John Lewis ad is packed with unforgivable sins

No write could be as good as what Stuart Heritage wrote in the Guardian about this one.

Oh go on… you can read this one too if you want.

And this one… because it was the greatest compliment of 2024.